this is the most adorable thing i have ever seen
”I’m determined to be taller than you are”
determination will get you anywhere
Hugh Jackman crashed on The Tonight Show couch for a night, but he had warned Jimmy during his interview earlier this week…
Mr Jackman please consider this an open invitation to sleep on my couch whenever you like and of you don’t leave, so be it.
I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life
UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!
That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.
Salem’s still alive
SALEM’S STILL ALIVE
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME!!!!
TABLO - 140913 Twitter Update!
A Fox News panel discussing the ‘war on women’ features four men and no women.
This, in one image, is the essence of the problem with the war on women. Four straight white guys “debating” how women aren’t oppressed. Fox News isn’t even trying.
*gets in car accident, flips car, no one is seriously hurt but him*
OMG what an asshole! What a terrible person, driving like a jackass! He could've killed someone! How could y'all care if he's hurt? SMH fans are so biased! He's practically A MURDERER! I hope he goes to jail, then dies, then goes to jail again in hell! Scum of the EARTH!
*beats the shit out of his girlfriend, puts her in hospital for weeks, beats her multiple times in the same year*
You don't know what happened! Oppa isn't like that. She probably did something to make him mad. It was probably just a fight. We don't know his side! She's probably just lying for attention anyway. I'll always believe in you, oppa! Fighting! #StayStrongOppa
reading in head:
i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare
*chokes on spit*
Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé,
me: hey i’m kinda good at this writing thing
*reads other people’s writing*
me: i am a literary potato
Doctor Arin and Nurse Danny perform an opeRAYtion
some twd characters + totally accurate/relevant urban dictionary posts (insp.)
Don’t fancy lori AT ALL.